Circ Jockeys

Circ Jockeys #79 & #80 – Sitting On A Park Bench

Posted in Comics by Steeb on June 15, 2010

(Click on the comic for a larger image)

Eying criminals with bad intent. Hey, Aquaman!

Erhrmm… Yes, Namor, the Sub-Mariner was an X-Man briefly. No, that does not count.

See you all Thursday!

-Steve

Advertisements

3 Responses

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. Cole Todd said, on June 15, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Aquaman is fucking amazing.

    How do you compete with that? Wolverine’s mutton-chops tremble before the awe of that golden shag carpet of man.

    • Circ Jockeys said, on June 15, 2010 at 2:30 pm

      Having a beard no more makes you a super hero than the ability to talk to fish.

      I mean… look at this idiot. Yeah, he’s totally going to be able to stop my ingenious weather controlling device with that army of fish and aquatic mammals.

      • Cole Todd said, on June 20, 2010 at 8:09 pm

        He has superhuman strength and speed from the pressure; and considering 75% of the world is ocean, I’d say that’s more practical than say, The Flash’s ability. Inb4hecanrunonwater…

        “Aquaman has a number of superhuman powers, most of which derive from the fact that he is adapted to live in the depths of the ocean. He has the ability to breathe underwater. He possesses superhuman durability high enough to remain unaffected by the immense pressure and the cold temperature of the ocean depths, this also makes him tough enough to be invulnerable to machine gun fire. He also possesses superhuman strength. He can swim at very high speeds, capable of reaching speeds of 10,000 feet per second and can swim up Niagara Falls. He can see in near total darkness and has enhanced hearing granting limited sonar. Although he can remain underwater indefinitely without suffering any ill effects…”

        “The mechanical hand was replaced by a magical hand made out of water given to him by the Lady of the Lake, which grants Aquaman numerous abilities, including but not limited to: the ability to dehydrate anyone he touches with it, killing them instantly; the ability to change the shape and density of the hand; the ability to shoot jets of scalding water; healing abilities…”

        How does that not make one nerdgasm? And his latest ability to control Zombie Sea-Creatures. Christ what can’t this man do? He is a smorgasbord of superhero abilities, taking numerous heroes and match their abilities.

        Let’s list the abilities of Superheroes that has has:
        – Daredevil: Echo Location, Superhuman Strength, Not inhibited by light distortion/sensitivity
        – The Hulk/Collosus: Superhuman strength, Tough skin which is impervious to gun-fire, heat, and most other forms of attacks using kinetic forces.
        – Apocalypse: Molecular manipulation via his left hand.
        – Pyro: Able to shoot scalding hot jets of water.
        – Deadpool/Wolverine: Super regenerative powers.
        – Selene: Able to psychically control the living and the dead. Able to kill people with his touch, draining them of their essence (water) and turning them into dust.

        Need I go on?


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: